Vorpal Rabbit Attack - Punk'd

My artistic son, the one that drew my wings for me,
added another wonder moment to my life. He
took me out to his car, showed me his totally
destroyed bumper and said - "A rabbit hit me
a couple weeks ago."

I blinked, blinked again, added "A RABBIT!?!"

He said - "Yea, its still in the bumper, LOOK!"

And there it was - a long rabbit leg hanging out
of the hollow spot of the car. I gasped. I leaned
in for a closer look. I caught the sound of
laughter, and realized I'd been Punk'd by Thumper.